PISSES ME OFF .

I have this friend, he always assume he knows what I’m thinking, and then he ends up telling me. And he’s not right. IT PISSES ME RIGHT OFF, cause its always something negative when its something positive. LIKE TODAY. OOH.MY..GAWD i said you’re an egg. And then he’s like in this case what does egg mean? I’m like ILLMAZING. And then he’s like no. It’s probably Asshole. IM LIKE WTFF?! DON’T ASSUME SHIT.